Annoying Things People Do

 

We’re big fans of human beings in general, but oh my Lord, sometimes they’re so annoying, we wish we could mind-control them into being better. Humanity needs an upgrade, a software patch: the first thing that should be phased out are those pesky little behaviors that irritate us. That frustrate us. That make us rant and rave on the internet and to our words.

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#1 People Who Constantly Block The Isles Of Stores To Stand Around And Chat

#2 People Who Do This Are Just The Worst

#3 People That Park Like This

#4 When People Drape Their Hair Over The Backs Of Chairs

#5 People Who Do This With Their Shopping Carts

#6 People Hoping To Skip Queues By Standing Like This And Trying To Slip In

#7 I Had To Get Into My Car From The Passenger Seat Because This Person Doesn’t Know What The White Lines Are For

#8 My Friend’s Desktop Deserves To Be In Here

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